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these things i'll never say

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precumming:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nuggetimage

(via oohhshutup)

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

(Source: clambistro, via ruinedchildhood)

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

beckpoppins:

rosalarian:

That bunny looks like a cannoli.

bunnoli

(Source: memewhore, via mothersreject)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via so-humorous)

teambrenda:

favorite pass time 

(Source: wowbravo, via mothersreject)

“ I can’t think of anything but nights with you. ”

—    Zelda Fitzgerald to Scott Fitzgerald, 1919 (via finnsrps)

(Source: larmoyante, via dirtyberd)

(Source: africant, via so-humorous)

c-ar-ly:

The most clever thing I’ve ever seen on twitter

“ No one’s that stupid. ”

—    Before working in retail/customer service/food industry (via notarealbarista)

(via yourlittleampersand)