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these things i'll never say

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largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

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guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

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happiest:

does anyone else download music then look forward to listening to it on the bus the next day

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unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

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I WANT

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I feel so stupid.

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frustration-squared:

stilaac:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

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I hate this website

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