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these things i'll never say

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What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

jenawithonen:

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

(via oohhshutup)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

(Source: illkim, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: thejogging, via redheadinyellow)

lordfricker:

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AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLD EYES

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(via iwasntpreparedfor-this)

deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

(Source: fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces, via ugly)

babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor

one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

(Source: cantaloupemilk, via redheadinyellow)

(Source: pansoph, via aliiendude)

“ I look at you, and I just love you, and it terrifies me. It terrifies me what I would do for you. ”

—    Liam Stewart (Alexandra Bracken, Never Fade)

(Source: kavlnsky, via 0101010111001010)

(Source: humorstop, via oohhshutup)

prostitutionhoe:

Morning motivational speech.

(via megjah)

findingquentin:

there was a guy at the park today who was quentin tarantino so i asked him “are you quentin tarantino” and he said “no” so it actually wasn’t quentin tarantino but i feel like i’m getting close

(via frenums)

“ Other people are not medicine. ”

—    It took me 9 years to figure that out (via crimson-gold)

(Source: slutsandsinners, via glitter-jar)